The flirtatious "being mean to each other" thing is alright for a second and then there is just a point where you are annoying and actually mean so I don't want to speak to you.
Her:So did you lay in bed all day, lazy ass? or did you actually do something productive?
Me:
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Her:Are you going to text me back or be an asshole and ignore me?